Ralph and Edna (or pick names to your liking)

allsteaks

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't
mean they don't love you with all they have.

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.

One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph
suddenly jumped into the deep end.
He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him.
She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna 's heroic act she
immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, ' Edna , I have good news and
bad news.
The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally
respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you
love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.
The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt
right after you saved him.
I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.
How soon can I go home?'

Happy Mental Health day!

HRQ

x:D

ritaanz

Paulie and Frank

ray a

Some days that could be Joannie and me.

joannie

Ray, do you really think I'd jump in the pool for you?:-?

ray a

Nope.

joannie

You're right. But I would push Paul in so he could save you.x0:)

ray a

OK, but can I choose who gives me CPR?

joannie

That would be ACUFrank's job.;;)

ray a

I'd rather die.

ACU Frank

Wish granted.

ray a

Thank you. Now go save Paul before Rita does.

Paul in Cannon Beach

Anyone have a breath mint?