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allsteaks
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They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail
I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I
gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the money
back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor. She
became indignant and informed me she was Educated and knew what she was
doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the Money back ....
same
scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64.
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I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a
Grande Latte. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little
chalkboard that said 'buy one-get one free.' 'They're already
buy-one-get-one-free,' she said, 'so I guess they're both free'.
She Handed me my free Lattes and I walked out the door.
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They Walk Among Us!
One day I was walking down the beach with some Friends when one of
them shouted, 'Look at that dead bird!'. Someone looked up at the sky
and said, 'Where'?
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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real Estate agent which
direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun
waking him up every morning. She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the
north?' When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, and
has for sometime, she shook her head and said, 'Oh I don't keep up
with all that stuff.'
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a
seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to
the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never
showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a
trained professional and I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, has
your plane arrived yet?'
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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza
to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like
it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before
responding. 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough
to eat 6 pieces.'
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They Walk Among Us, and they Reproduce, and Worst of all.....
THEY VOTE !!!!
I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I
gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the money
back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor. She
became indignant and informed me she was Educated and knew what she was
doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the Money back ....
same
scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a
Grande Latte. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little
chalkboard that said 'buy one-get one free.' 'They're already
buy-one-get-one-free,' she said, 'so I guess they're both free'.
She Handed me my free Lattes and I walked out the door.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
They Walk Among Us!
One day I was walking down the beach with some Friends when one of
them shouted, 'Look at that dead bird!'. Someone looked up at the sky
and said, 'Where'?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
While looking at a house, my brother asked the real Estate agent which
direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun
waking him up every morning. She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the
north?' When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, and
has for sometime, she shook her head and said, 'Oh I don't keep up
with all that stuff.'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a
seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to
the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never
showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a
trained professional and I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, has
your plane arrived yet?'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza
to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like
it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before
responding. 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough
to eat 6 pieces.'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
They Walk Among Us, and they Reproduce, and Worst of all.....
THEY VOTE !!!!
Comments
We recently 4 troy ounces of gold flakes delivered to us by UPS along with 20 other boxes. Before receiving had a chance to log all deliveries in, the box of gold went missing.
I called the police to report the theft.
PD What was stolen?
R 4 troy ounces of gold flakes
PD How much did it weigh?
R 4 troy ounces
PD what kind of flakes?
R Gold
PD What was the gold made of?
R Gold
PD Gold?
R Yes they were flakes of gold.
PD Oh, I see gold flakes
Yikes!
Employee went voluntarily for drug test. Two samples had NO temperature and nurse heard ee open and pour something in cup.
Employee defense. . It took him a LONG time to go, hence it got cold cuz it took so long to go. #-o