The Word by Paul in Cannon Beach

joannie

Ray,

Vous êtes notre ami. Nous aimons vous. Nous ne serions pas de gangs sur vous.

ray a

Weil Sie eines Tages Angst haben, revanchieren sich die Kerle und Gruppe oben auf Ihnen, außer Frank. Er ist ein Girlymann.

joannie

You won't let Frank join you in taking revenge on Rita & I because he is a girly man?

ray a

It would have been more proper to say, "Rita and me".

joannie

Yes, that definitely would have been more proper than you calling Frank a girly man.x:D

ray a

Real men wear pants?

Where's Frank? He'll be blasting me when he reads this.

joannie

Frank's in Missouri, isn't he? I heard parts of Missouri were hit pretty hard last night by tornadoes. Hope he and Dutch are OK.

ray a

Hadn't heard that. I hope so too. I have a good friend in St. Louis.

ACU Frank

I find that hard to believe. Although there is a large municipal corrections center there.

joannie

Hi Frank. Can we assume by your presence on the forum that you were unaffected by the storms?

Paul in Cannon Beach

You guys are like uninvited guests in my thread. Sleeping on my couch. Watching my tv. Eating my tv dinners.

The word for today is "sacrosanct" (pronounced: sak-roh-sangkt) Definition: something that should not be trespassed or violated.

HR example: "The office manager considered her cubicle sacrosanct and not to be disturbed."

joannie

Better to be uninvited guests in your thread, than in your dreams.

Paul in Cannon Beach

True... and kind of creepy and threatening. Stay as long as you want.

ray a

Jo, I think Paul called you creepy and threatening. I think he's wrong.

joannie

[font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 05-02-08 AT 11:31AM (CST)[/font][br][br]Paul needs to be frightened of me. And it wouldn't hurt if he was frightened of Rita, too.

ACU Frank

In his dreams!

Paul in Cannon Beach

I fear nothing and no one. (except clowns)

ACU Frank

Uh oh... there's hope for Ritaanz yet!

joannie

>I fear nothing and no one. (except clowns)

With good reason!


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Paul in Cannon Beach

Can you PLEASE take that off? Where is the alert button?

That is NOT RIGHT. Scary clown!

ray a

Now we know what Joannie looks like.

ACU Frank

With less make-up than usual.


(Sorry, Joannie... Paul made me say it.)

ray a

So Frank, waddya think, would more makeup improve her looks?

HRQ

Is anybody going to translate all that french stuff for me? I think they said something about truffles and also something about armpit hair.

Girls, help me out here.

ray a

Look up babel fish on the internet, it will translate for you. The girls were very rude and crude.

allsteaks

I understand that, but what did the Frenchian phrases say.....? Even worse than the Englishian?

HRQ

Oh Jeez, this isn't going to be another "flavor saver" moment, is it? I am so naive. x:-8

HRQ

Vous roche de types tellement totalement ! Peut-être si j'emploie assez de clichés modernes, je jetterai cet emplacement de traduction dans un chaos. Le bon vieux contreseing pensera que nous disons des choses moyennes au sujet de lui, et c'est tout à fait bien.

joannie

See, Q, you are not naive. And ritaanz and I weren't being crude.

HRQ

Nope, you were perfectly appropriate. I apologize for having any doubts whatsoever!