Married

joannie

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting
about their
relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will
wear a
leather bodice - S&M style, stilettos and a mask over their eyes.

After a few days they meet again...

The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came
home, he found
me in the leather bodice, 4" stilettos and mask. He said, 'You are the
woman of my
life, I love you...then we made love all night long.'

The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office. I was
wearing
the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When
I opened
the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night.'

The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my
mothers
forthe night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos, and
mask over my
eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV contr oller, a beer,
and said,
'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?'

ritaanz

Holy Toledo, JO. How badly was he hurt?

ray a

Rita, I survived, but have a few bruises.

ACU Frank

Yeah, bruises, whatever...

What WAS for dinner?

ray a

Only meatloaf.

HRQ

Dude, my meatloaf rocks. Bet you didn't know that.

ray a

You told me.

HRQ

I was being sarcastic. I might add mushrooms next time.

ray a

Pour in some MD and I won't care.

HRQ

I've heard of pouring coke on a roast. Maybe MD would help caramelize the meatloaf. Or just turn it neon yellow.

cnghr

I've had ham cooked in cola before and it tasted wonderful. I don't know what Mountain Dew would do for a meatloaf, however.....personally I've never had any use for the stuff (Mountain Dew, not meatloaf).

ray a

I'd be a different person if not for MD.

HRQ

Somebody call the MD people and tell them we have a new marketing strategy for them. Ray will star in the commercials.

ACU Frank

Why not? It's our turn!

Until the late '60s, their commercials featured our friends from "the other site". Anyone remember?

HRQ

We are talking about Mountain Dew, Frank, not Mad Dog 20/20. x;-)

ACU Frank

Nah... Not MD20/20... shotgun-totin' hillbillies shouting "YaaaaaHoooooo, Mountain Dew!"

HRQ

Guess I'm too young to remember that one, Frank. x;-)

ACU Frank

I'm just barely old enough to remember that one, and cigarette commercials. My earliest TV commercial memory is watching the Ed Sullivan show in the living room of a house we lived in until I was 4... something about one of the sponsors was sooo enthralling that I fell victim to its slick Madison Ave. clutches. Yes, my Christmas 1966 list for Santa Claus includes... Alberto V05!

HRQ

You just wanted it because they claimed they made it with beer. x;-)

ACU Frank

You must be thinking of a different product...

HRQ

Maybe. Now it will bug me. Will have to google "beer shampoo" and see what I get.

HRQ

Googled it. Didn't find what I was looking for, but I did learn that Frank Zappa did a song called Beer Shampoo.

Also found a bunch of recipes for beer shampoo.

HRQ

Frank, you were probably right. I think this is what I was remembering....


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