Flat Tire
joannie
2,294 Posts
A car gets a flat on the interstate one day.
The blonde driver eases it over onto the shoulder
of the road, carefully
steps out of the car and opens the trunk.
She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and
stands them at the rear
of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.
The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats
exposing their nude bodies
and private parts to approaching drivers. Not
surprisingly, the traffic
becomes snarled and backed up.
It isn't very long before a police car arrives.
The officer, clearly enraged, approaches the
blonde of the disabled
vehicle yelling, 'What's going on here?'
'My car broke down, officer' says the woman
calmly.
'Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard
pictures doing here by
the road?' he asks.
'Helllooooooo!!!!' says the blonde.
'Those are my emergency flashers!'
The blonde driver eases it over onto the shoulder
of the road, carefully
steps out of the car and opens the trunk.
She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and
stands them at the rear
of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.
The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats
exposing their nude bodies
and private parts to approaching drivers. Not
surprisingly, the traffic
becomes snarled and backed up.
It isn't very long before a police car arrives.
The officer, clearly enraged, approaches the
blonde of the disabled
vehicle yelling, 'What's going on here?'
'My car broke down, officer' says the woman
calmly.
'Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard
pictures doing here by
the road?' he asks.
'Helllooooooo!!!!' says the blonde.
'Those are my emergency flashers!'
