Where's Frank?

joannie

Has anyone noticed that Frank has been missing from the forum? I sure hope he didn't get washed away in the flooding. I don't know what we would do without our token liberal.x:D

HRQ

Frank fell asleep. The forum is lulling us into a coma.

Quick, somebody say something interesting.


zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzsnrkzzzzzzzzzurffzzzzzzzzzzzzz............. xI-)

HRQ

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Tony, I tried to post something mildly interesting, and got this message. Please ask Mr. Robb, caped IT Hero, to fix the problem soon.

allsteaks

Front page says two replies, no replies showing up on the thread.
I asked my tech guy what is going on because we had problems here too. He gave me the typical techno answer: What phase is the moon in?
Soap global warning, it's coming to get us!!

Dutch2

Received an email this moning from our friendly neighborhood moderator saying, "still working to figure out what's tripping us up"
In other words, "we are aware of the situation and our best people are working on it"
What phase is the moon in? We have received so much rain lately I don't recall seeing the moon for some time.

joannie

OK, the posts are back, but we still don't know what happened to Frank.

HRQ

I just learned that Frank is alive and well!

His Forum account, however, is not. He says he was booted while posting something a few weeks ago, and he hasn't been able to get the problem resolved with MLS yet. Probably has something to do with his dress code violations.

Forum Folks, would you please step in and help Frank?

ray a

I take a few days vacation and the forum falls apart and you guys even lose Frank.

HRQ

A team's failure is usually a negative reflection on their manager. You must not have trained us well enough.

joannie

[font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 03-27-08 AT 06:42PM (CST)[/font][br][br]We want Frank! We want Frank! We want Frank!

Hey, Tony Kessler, can you help us get ACU Frank back on line?

Oh yeah. Welcome back Ray. What Q said times 2.

Tony Kessler

I hadn't heard anything about Frank losing access to the Forum but will check on it today. tk

allsteaks

Hey Tony, this is the only posting I've received today. Still having system problems??

Tony Kessler

allsteaks, no system problems that I know of, but we'll check it out. If anyone else can see this post but hasn't been able to post your own message, please e-mail me at [email]tkessler@mleesmith.com[/email].

I am in touch with ACU Frank, and we're working to reestablish his service, which should not have been cut off. Please have the cake and party hats ready for when he returns. On the plus side (if there is one), I don't believe it has anything to do with the new server! tk

Paul in Cannon Beach

So basically Frank got booted off the forum? Can we start that rumor?

ACU Frank

I'm baaaa-aaaaack!

Thanks Tony K.!

Thanks HRQ!

And yes, Paul, I would LOVE you to spread the rumor that I was suspended or something. I hear Forum chicks dig the Bad Boys!

ray a

Maybe I should try being bad.

NeedCoffee

Welcome back Frank! You were missed!

Dutch2

Frank: glad to hear it was just a techno problem and that you were not flooded out over there near the mighty Mississippi. Welcome back.

joannie

See what happens when you spout liberal ideaology.

Paul in Cannon Beach

OK forum ladies, I want to officially warn you to STAY AWAY from ACU Frank. He is nothing but trouble. He's a bad, bad boy.

Sure he probably has a heart of gold and if one of you could love him up enough, you would probably turn him around but THAT'S WAY TOO RISKY cause he is SO BAD. So stay away from him. He's been booted from the forum once and there is no telling what he is capable of.

Don't let his rogueish good looks and playful personality fool you. Frank is heart-breakin', leather jacketed roughneck and if you are smart you will steer clear.

(how was that Frank?)

HRQ

You have just piqued Joannie's interest, Paul. I bet Frank looks just like Bender, sans pants.

Paul in Cannon Beach

So is Bender your idea of a "bad boy"? Your sweet on Bender aren't you?

HRQ

Joannie is sweet on Bender. I just happened to think Judd Nelson was cute.

ray a

But does Frank ride a wannabe Harley?

ACU Frank

Actually, yes I do. It's a Suzuki Intruder. Red and black. (Official bad boy colors.)

ray a

[font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 03-31-08 AT 02:11PM (CST)[/font][br][br]Yep, now the forum chicks will dig you.....

You'll have to fight them off.

Paul in Cannon Beach

[url]http://www.suzukicycles.org/photos/suzuki-history/1991/1991_VS750GLP_Intruder_450.jpg[/url]

That about right, Frank? Look ladies, there is room on the back for one lucky person.

ACU Frank

Identical. Nice job!

One modification... I put a windshield on it. (Not a fairing.)

'Cause Forum chicks also dig guys who don't have dead bugs caking their chests.

ray a

Do you wear a brown leatherette jacket that says on the back, "Born To Raise Heck"???

Paul in Cannon Beach

Frank has several jackets:

"Born to be mild!"

"Look ma, no pants!"

"Viva Viagra!"

and

"Queasy Rider"

Here is Frank out for a "ride" last weekend.

[url]http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r46/Motorbiker_photos/NewsPics/Harley-Lawnmower.jpg[/url]