Silda

ray a

Silda Spitzer's first name means Teutonic War Goddess. Women's roles have been discussed a few times on the forum. What do the rest of you think, should she dump Eliot?

NeedCoffee

Well, a Teutonic War Goddess would definitely dump, if not outright kill, a cheating husband. I think that's a given.

cnghr

My thoughts exactly: whaddaya mean, dump? Off with his head (or whatever part of the anatomy seems most fitting....)

HRQ

Lopping off his head would make his suffering end too quickly. Surely we can come up with something better than that...

joannie

A married couple, in their early 60s, was celebrating their 32nd wedding anniversary at a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny beautiful Fairy appeared on their table.

She said: "For being such an exemplary married couple and especially for being so thoughtful and loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."

"Oh, said the wife, I want to travel around the World with my darling husband"

The fairy waved her magic wand ; and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner and Ten Thousand Dollars appeared in her hands.

Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a minute and said: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunitylike this will never come again. So I'm going with my mind and not my Heart ". " I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."

The wife and the Fairy were shocked and disappointed. But a wish is a wish.

So, the Fairy waved her magic wand, and - Poof! - the husband became 92 years old.

The Moral of the story:

Men who are ungrateful soaptards should remember: Fairies are Female

ray a

So, if the wife had asked for a man 30 years younger, the fairy would have gone poof and Paul would have appeared?

Paul in Cannon Beach

I am not comfortable with my name and fairy in the same sentence.

ray a

Relax, Joannie already clearly established that fairies are female.