Good Things In Small Packages

ray a

A new study has revealed that short women often have a gene that allows them to live longer than taller women. Centenarians tend to be short. So, that means Nae could be around the forum a lot longer than Ritaanz.

NaeNae55

Either way we'll both outlive you. I sometimes wonder why someone hasn't hit you over the head already.

ray a

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HRQ

Nae, perhaps the reason women tend to live longer than men is because we eventually have to beat them to death.

Is Ray wearing on your last nerve? He means no harm. He just doesn't have enough work to do. I'm thinking of shipping some work his way to keep him occupied.

Thanks for the help, Ray! x:D

Paul in Cannon Beach

I think being short for a female is actually a positive. It increases your odds of meeting a taller mate.

Why do I feel like I have said something wrong.

joannie

I still think you, Frank and Ray shoudl attend diversity training classes.

Paul in Cannon Beach

Will diversity training take away this nagging feeling that everything I saw is wrong somehow?

ACU Frank

Not unless it involves castration.

Anyone with testicles is automatically wrong everytime they speak (or write)... Haven't you been married long enough to know that?

HRQ

>Will diversity training take away this nagging feeling that everything I [b]saw[/b]
>is wrong somehow?


There's a joke in there somewhere, but I am brain dead from this week. Maybe I'll come up with something witty after a nice glass of Pinot.

Paul in Cannon Beach

I didn't see "saw" until you saw it and said something. I meant to say "say". See?

ACU Frank

See, Paul - I told you. Everything you write is wrong. As a testament to my maleness, I read what you wrote wrong. Even when we're wrong, we all speak the same Guy language.

And I know I specifically wrote "Guy", so don't try altering it the reply, Ladies.

joannie

Gee whiz, Frank, we would never claim that you "guys" were anything but manly men.x0:)

ray a

Yeah, hey let's all get together for some paintball.

joannie

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Ah, Ray, you just wanted to show off your new outfit, didn't you?

ray a

Yeah, btw like my new hairdo? I think it gives me a certain malicious look.

joannie

It's a shame the face mask isn't a little bit taller so it could hide the receding hair line.x:D

ACU Frank

And to think... this whole thread started off with Ray singing the praises of small packages. Who knew...

ritaanz

Frank, did you just say that Ray has a small "package"? Is that what you guys call it now?

ritaanz

Oh, Ray, why are you so worried about my demise?

ray a

Who said I was worried?

joannie

xclap xclap Good one, ritaanz!

ray a

Yeah, and Frank is the one who normally sides with you girls out of fear of reprisal. What was he saying about package size again?

ACU Frank

I'm only commenting on what I read in Ray's post. I have no personal knowledge of any details regarding any packages Ray may or may not have.