Government Emblem
joannie
2,294 Posts
Official Announcement:
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem
from an Eagle to a CONDOM
because it more accurately reflects
the government's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation,
halts production,
destroys the next generation,
protects a bunch of pricks,
and gives you a sense of security
while you're actually being screwed!
It just doesn't get more accurate than that!??
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem
from an Eagle to a CONDOM
because it more accurately reflects
the government's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation,
halts production,
destroys the next generation,
protects a bunch of pricks,
and gives you a sense of security
while you're actually being screwed!
It just doesn't get more accurate than that!??
Comments
But, we love it.