Today

joannie

Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately;
illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida . .

Not me.

I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It's a win-win situation.

+ Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.

+ Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.

+ Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?

NeedCoffee

Good one Joannie. Instead of solving things I think I'll just sit here and vegetate - that way, I'm helping solve global warming by not getting in my car. I did my part.

ray a

Hey, it was 8 degrees yesterday and 18 degrees this morning. Send some of that global warming to NY, please.

Paul in Cannon Beach

Have everyone on unemployment dig the moat.

Sell tickets to see the alligators in the moat. Use the proceeds to create jobs in New Orleans.

Send the unemployed to New Orleans after they finish the moat.

joannie

Great ideas, Paul