How to remember Christmas all year long...

Paul in Cannon Beach

Its easy, really.

You just need berbur carpet in your living room and a large christmas tree with lots of needles that gets just a bit too dry.

HRQ

May the Christmas Tree woodchipper fairies of, um, Christmas, visit you in your sleep and shred your tree into the Fargo woods of Christmas past.

I can't do this.

ray a

Of course not, Q. It takes a certain deviousness. I can't do it either.

Paul in Cannon Beach

Pathetic....

NaeNae55

The problem, Q, is that you are just too nice! Remember your nomination? You are just too nice to do it the way Paul does.

I can't do it either, but that is not because I am too nice. I am just too anal. It's the accountant in me. (ex: I had to go look up how to spell anal before I could type it in here.)

Nae

ACU Frank

As I used to tell a former assistant... and now tell my payroll clerk: There's a fine line between "anal" and "rectal".

HRQ

One person actually described me as ditzy, however I set that particular formite straight.

I am just too literal of a thinker to write like Paul. Anal too. It's fun to try...

ACU Frank

Are you too literal to write like Paul, or too literate?

Paul in Cannon Beach

Frank, may the psycho ex-girlfriend of contentment drive slowly past your house at night while calling your cell phone repeatedly.

NaeNae55

I thought I had it figured out. I went to the online translater Q shared with us and typed in "May the bird of paradise fly up your nose". I did the translations Q suggested and here is my result:

The May the bird of the paradise detaches his nose.


Hmmm. Somehow it isn't as good as Paul's. Perhaps he has more creative ability than I realized.

HRQ

Both, Frank.

Paul, may the dark cloud of literacy rain buckets on your umbrella-less head, causing intelligent thoughts to take root and grow fruitfully. x:D

Did I do good?

Paul in Cannon Beach

Nae, may the uninsured driver of well-being rear end you as drive to work holding a hot cup of coffee.

NaeNae55

Well, double-dodo on you too!

I hope you are impressed with my ability to articulate.

ACU Frank

May the clock-milking employee of life dip into the overtime budget of your happiness.

Paul in Cannon Beach

Frank, how could you say such a terrible thing?

ACU Frank

Don't take it personally... It's just a figure of speech.