Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged

HRQ

#11 reminds me of Paul. x:D

1) SCHIZOPHRENIA---- DO YOU HEAR WHAT I HEAR?

2) AMNESIA-- I DON'T KNOW IF I'LL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS

3) NARCISSISTIC-- HARK THE HARALD ANGELS SING ABOUT ME

4) MANIC-- DECK THE HALLS AND WALLS AND HOUSE AND LAWN AND STREETS AND STORES AND OFFICE AND TOWN AND CARS AND BUSES AND TRUCKS AND TREES AND FIRE HYDRANTS AND...........

5) MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER----WE THREE QUEENS DISORIENTED ARE

6) PARANOID---SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO GET ME

7) BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER---THOUGHTS OF ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE

8) FULL PERSONALITY DISORDER---YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, I'M GONNA CRY, I'M GONNA POUT, MAYBE I'LL TELL YOU WHY

9) OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER---JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS

10) AGRAPHOBIA---I HEARD THE BELLS ON CHRISTMAS DAY BUT WOULDN'T LEAVE MY HOUSE

11) SENILE DEMENTIA---WALKING IN A WINTER WONDERLAND MILES FROM MY HOUSE IN MY SLIPPERS AND ROBE

12) OPPOSITIONAL DEFIANT DISORDER---I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS SO I BURNED DOWN THE HOUSE

13) SOCIAL ANXIETY DISORDER---HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS WHILE I SIT HERE AND HYPERVENTILATE

14) ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER--WE WISH YOU......HEY LOOK!! IT'S SNOWING!!!

joannie

I feel like # 8 right about now.

Paul in Cannon Beach

You were close, Q. No robe. Just slippers.

HRQ

Oops - I meant #14. Which tells you that #14 may also apply to me. I was not focusing very well when I posted this.

Hey! Sunshine! It is warm and sunny in Tempe!

HRQ

Joannie, go pick on ray. He's being too quiet. Maybe that will give you a few laughs.

ray a

I heard that....

HRQ

x:D