Catching Rabbits
HRQ
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1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way.
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path.
4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It
5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!
6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroids.
7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick.
8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.
9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quatro Sinko.
11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.
12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.
13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.
14. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers .
15. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.
16. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.
17. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?!
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
18. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
Unique Up On It.
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way.
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path.
4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It
5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!
6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroids.
7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick.
8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.
9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quatro Sinko.
11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.
12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.
13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.
14. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers .
15. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.
16. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.
17. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?!
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
18. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
Comments
There is no such thing as "fun for the whole family". - Jerry Seinfeld.
So true..
Just last night, my boys and I all had fun at the same time. Five whole minutes of fun for the whole family. We cuddled on the couch while watching, yes, you guessed it, The Polar Express. Five minutes later, they started fighting over who gets to cuddle closer to mommy. The fun was over at that point.