Weeweechu

joannie

One beautiful December evening Pedro and his

girlfriend Rosita were sitting by the side of the ocean.

It was a romantic full moon, when Pedro said,

"Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu."



Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said Rosita.



Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu.

I love you and it's the perfect time," Pedro begged.

"But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the

moon." replied Rosita.



Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me."

Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time,

we'll do Weeweechu."







Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....

"Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry

Christmas,

Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year."



MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!

NOW GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER!

HRQ

OK, here's another one that I think is cute, hopefully not offensive...

A young man from south of the border wanted to gain entry to the US. He did not have the proper documentation, however.

The border guard, feeling generous being the holiday season and all, told him "OK, this is your lucky day. If you can come up with a sentence using the words 'green,' 'pink' and 'yellow' then I'll let you though."

The young man thought and thought. His face lit up with inspiration and he said....

"OK, here I go. I am at home one day. I hear 'green-green'..."

The border guard looks perplexed, but waits patiently.

The young man then said "and then I pink up the telefono an' I say 'yellow!'"

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OK, it's much funnier when someone tells it with a good accent.

Paul in Cannon Beach

why aren't you guys in the diversity class training seminar? Sheesh..

HRQ

x0:)

joannie

;;)

Paul in Cannon Beach

th-down

HRQ

x:P