Weekend joke

Al, Bill & Hillary in Heaven

Al Gore and Bill and Hillary Clinton go to heaven, and God
addresses Al first. ''Al, what do you believe in?''

Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election, but
that it was your will that I did not serve. And I've come
to understand that now.''

God thinks for a second and says: "Very good. Come and sit
at my left.''

God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?''

Bill replies: "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but
I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope
no grudges are held against me.''

God thinks for a second and says: "You are forgiven, my son.
Come and sit at my right.''

Then God addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?''

She replies: "I believe you're in my chair."

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