Weekend joke
allsteaks
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Al, Bill & Hillary in Heaven
Al Gore and Bill and Hillary Clinton go to heaven, and God
addresses Al first. ''Al, what do you believe in?''
Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election, but
that it was your will that I did not serve. And I've come
to understand that now.''
God thinks for a second and says: "Very good. Come and sit
at my left.''
God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?''
Bill replies: "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but
I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope
no grudges are held against me.''
God thinks for a second and says: "You are forgiven, my son.
Come and sit at my right.''
Then God addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?''
She replies: "I believe you're in my chair."
Al Gore and Bill and Hillary Clinton go to heaven, and God
addresses Al first. ''Al, what do you believe in?''
Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election, but
that it was your will that I did not serve. And I've come
to understand that now.''
God thinks for a second and says: "Very good. Come and sit
at my left.''
God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?''
Bill replies: "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but
I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope
no grudges are held against me.''
God thinks for a second and says: "You are forgiven, my son.
Come and sit at my right.''
Then God addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?''
She replies: "I believe you're in my chair."
Comments
My question to you is, what do you think God said to her?