Weekend joke

allsteaks

Al, Bill & Hillary in Heaven

Al Gore and Bill and Hillary Clinton go to heaven, and God
addresses Al first. ''Al, what do you believe in?''

Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election, but
that it was your will that I did not serve. And I've come
to understand that now.''

God thinks for a second and says: "Very good. Come and sit
at my left.''

God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?''

Bill replies: "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but
I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope
no grudges are held against me.''

God thinks for a second and says: "You are forgiven, my son.
Come and sit at my right.''

Then God addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?''

She replies: "I believe you're in my chair."

NeedCoffee

Tee hee.

ritaanz

Ya know, I can just hear her say that.

My question to you is, what do you think God said to her?

joannie

And God said, "Archangel Michael, please show her to the direct escalator down to the nether world."

NeedCoffee

Then the Devil said, "would you like original or extra crispy?"