and from another site...

I heard this joke this morning on a work comp site. Sorry if you heard it too.

A man asked his wife what she wanted most for her birthday. She told him she just wished she was 6 again.

On the morning of her birthday he woke her bright and early. He took her to an amusement park. He put her on every kiddie ride they had. She rode the merry-go-round, whirl and twirl rides and even a roller coaster.

After about 5 hours her head was spinning and her stomach was rolling. The husband then put his wife in their car and drove her to McDonalds. There he bought her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a thick chocolate shake.

They weren't done yet however. Next he took her to the theater where he bought tickets for a Disney film.

That night he tucked his exhausted wife into bed and asked if she enjoyed being 6 again. She cracked open one eye, glared at him and said, "SIZE 6! I wanted to be SIZE 6, not age 6!"


Moral of the story: Even if a man listens to you he doesn't understand what you tell him.
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