Monday lightener

allsteaks

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a 'drop off' (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are traveling on), and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping horse which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is another galloping horse. Both horses are also traveling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
Get you drunk arss off the merry-go-round. *

marc

Good one!

HRQ

So did you dismount the merry go round safely, steaks? That can get pretty treacherous when one is tipsy.

Paul in Cannon Beach

Awesome, I'll share that with my pastor in case he needs a sermon illustration.

HRQ

He gives sermons about drunken dismounts from the merry-go-round?

ACU Frank

Better than a sermon about a drunken dismount from an altar boy...

HRQ

Blasphemer! Or is it blasphemist?

joannie

Unfortunately, the truth is not blasphemy.