Weekend prep for some
allsteaks
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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
>1. Innovative
>2. Preliminary
>3. Proliferation
>4. Cinnamon
>
>THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
>1. Specificity
>2. Anti-constitutionalistically
>3. Passive-aggressive disorder
>4. Transubstantiate
>
>THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
>1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
>2. Nope, no more booze for me!
>3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
>4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
>5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
>6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
>7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
>8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
>coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
>9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this
>parking lot or on the si de of the road.
>10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning
>1. Innovative
>2. Preliminary
>3. Proliferation
>4. Cinnamon
>
>THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
>1. Specificity
>2. Anti-constitutionalistically
>3. Passive-aggressive disorder
>4. Transubstantiate
>
>THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
>1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
>2. Nope, no more booze for me!
>3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
>4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
>5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
>6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
>7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
>8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
>coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
>9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this
>parking lot or on the si de of the road.
>10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning
Comments
5. Antidisestablishmentarianism (because it is the longest word I know)
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
11. No, there's no one I need to call on my cellphone at 2am! That would be rude!
At spelling he never would miss 'em
Though people would constantly quiz 'im
Came the end of his bliss
When he missed "antidis-
Establishmentarianism."
Also add;
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
6. Judicial System
Antidisestab-
lishmentarianism:
Not good for haikus.
NeedCoffee was going to start a new thread on Haikus. Guess she's waiting for a lull in the action. x:D (That's your hint, NeedCoffee!)
12. I don't love you and you are not my best friend.
13. No thanks, I'm not interested in dancing on the table.
HR Pro: "...of course I'm drivin' ossifer;
I'm too drunk to walk...."