Need A Good One............

drehil

Someone, anyone....quick....I need a good joke to tell.

allsteaks

Here's one I posted before:

A 2006 study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that Americans drink an average of 22 gallons of beer a year.

That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles per gallon.

Not Bad.

Sorry it's not an original.

Dutch2

Just heard on the oldies radio clean joke Friday.
"What did the little chicken say when he saw the orange in the nest?"
"Look at the orange momma laid."

System

What did the fish say when he collided with the wall?

DAM!


What did the snail say when the turtle gave him a ride on his back?

WHEEEE!

(or, "I like turtles")

allsteaks

Got this one today and had to share:

Subject: Anger Management
>>
>> One day the wife and I were discussing anger management and I asked her,
>> "When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your
>> anger?"
>> She said, "I clean the toilet bowl."
>> I asked, "How does that help?"
>> She said, "I use your toothbrush."