Men Rule

Paul in Cannon Beach

I mean, come on, we do.

There has been alot of male bashing on this forum lately and things needed to be set right.

ray a

I'm dying to see Ritaanz's response to this.

Paul in Cannon Beach

Yeah, you know there was a time when you could really get the hive humming with a post like that.

Lets try this again.

You get a bunch of guys together and what do you get: civilization, progress, (the occassional war), machines, sports, advancement

You get a bunch of women together and what do you get: The View

joannie

>Yeah, you know there was a time when you could
>really get the hive humming with a post like
>that.

Sorry, Paul. I was still on another thread thinking about Missk's 14" biceps. I sure hope she doesn't track you down and hurt you, I've been enjoying your posts.

ray a

Joannie, I'd pay to watch Missk hurt Paul. Well, leave one hand free so he can keep typing.

Paul in Cannon Beach

Hey, it wouldnt be the first time someone has threatened to beat me up on an HR Forum. In fact, I don't even think it would be the first time by a woman.

Speaking of the view, Rosie O Donnell has apparently stormed off, trashed her dressing room, and wont come back to "The View".

The guys on Monday Night Football never bicker with eachother or throw on air tantrums.

Score one more for the men.

joannie

Of course not, they are too busy giving each other high 5's and patting each other on the a@$.

Paul in Cannon Beach

You left off scratching and adjusting.

At least men aren't catty. I have two girls of my own and I am amazed at how complex and catty their relationships can be and how early it starts.

I was still eating paste at the age when these girls start creating formalized alliances.

HRQ

Paul, your post is reminiscent of your visit to another site, where you poked people with sharp sticks and laughed maniacally. What is with you? You remind me of when I was little, and my big brothers would sneak into my room while I was out, do funny things with my Barbie and Ken dolls, and destroy my stuff. Then they'd wait quietly in their rooms to see my reaction.

I've never watched The View. I have a job that keeps me busy during the day. You must be watching it on your little hand held cordless wifi thingie, with a serious look on your face so everyone thinks you are working.

Disclaimer: I love Paul in a platonic brother/sister kind of way. Just feel compelled to give him crap BECAUSE he's acting like my brothers did when they were 10.

Paul in Cannon Beach

HRQ, I only posted this because someone told me to liven up things here a little.

I promise. I am a huge fan of the weaker sex. I live with three of them and a formerly male cat.

NaeNae55

Really? What sex is that?

Paul in Cannon Beach

Umm.. you ladies? Isn't that the term? Don't shoot the messenger!

HRQ

And you just did what you were told? Tell that person to do their own rabble rousing.

Pffbbbttt. 8-|

Actually, I should be nice to you. At least you know how to use a vacuum cleaner.

Paul in Cannon Beach

I actually used it today! I stayed home this morning and pulled out the washer and dryer. Found some socks too.

By the way, your comment to me about causing trouble "over yonder" was noticed by the Ones We Never Speak Of.

HRQ

I haven't been back there. I spend enough time on this site every day...

So are they plotting the "flaming bag of dog poo" revenge I anticipated?

Paul in Cannon Beach

Quite the opposite. They are encouraging me to participate more.

Speaking of which, check out [url]www.flamingbagofpoo.com[/url]

HRQ

Nothin' there when I clicked the link, Paul...

ritaanz

Paul, Honey, Baby, Sweetheart:

I am now convinced. Beyond a shadow of any doubt, absolutely, positively assured that you are totally, completely too dense to understand any rational answer to this post.

Paul in Cannon Beach

"Honey, Baby, Sweetheart"?? Rita, I am a married man!!!

Call it dense. Call it stubborn.

ritaanz

Call it whatever you want but there has to be a better way to describe a person who constantly looks for abuse, insults, degradation, mistreatment, humiliation, defamation, belittlement, etc.

I saw your post on the Faaaar Side about paint balls as well, and have come to realize that you need help.

ACU Frank

So, you're saying I shouldn't log in to the other site as Paul and mock bottle trees?

ritaanz

Hey, why didn't I thibk of that? Great idea. What would they do if 10 Pauls or paulies started posting?

Yep, Paul's reputation would soar. x}>