Friday Joke

Don't know where I heard this and it may have just been here. So if y'all have heard this before, sorry.

The husband, with a sheep under his arm, walks up to his wife and says, "I just wanted to show you the pig with whom I am intimate whenever you have a headache."

His wife responds, "For your information, you idiot, that's not a pig. That's a sheep."

To which the husband responds, "For your information, you idiot, I was TALKING to the sheep."
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