FMLA section? Being that I am primarily a nonserious member of this Forum, I tend to lurk but not contribute a lot to that section. Actually, I usually find that other very knowledgable Forumites have already answered questions or contributed their opinions.
I'll give you your Twinkies back if you'll still be my friend...
If the story must end as is, so be it. It certainly leaves the door wide open for a sequel, maybe even a series!! But I really believe it should be continued on "Son of...", Paul's home thread, instead of here. I've really enjoyed wasting valuable Co. time on this quality HR learning experience.....
Okay, so I heard a really funny HR joke yesterday. But it's beyond racy. So, if you want to hear it, send me an email promising not to be offended. It is an HR joke though, and you can't get enough of those!
HELP! Choke - cough - sputter -- I am too young to die, especially for a thread that will never die! Someone please! Help me before it is too late!!!! ....fade to black
Help! I need somebody, Help! Not just anybody, Help! You know I need someone, help.
When I was younger, so much younger than today, I never needed anybody's help in any way. But now these days are gone, I’m not so self-assured, Now I find I’ve changed my mind I’ve opened up the doors.
Help me if you can, I’m feeling down And I do appreciate you being around. Help me get my thread back in the rounds, Won't you please, please help me?
And now my life has changed in oh so many ways, My independence seems to vanish in the haze. But ev'ry now and then I feel so insecure, I know that I just need you like I’ve never done before.
Help me if you can, I’m feeling down And I do appreciate you being around. Help me get my thread back in the rounds, Won't you please, please help me?
When I was younger, so much younger than today, I never needed anybody's help in any way. But now these days are gone, I’m not so self-assured, Now I find I’ve changed my mind I’ve opened up the doors.
Help me if you can, I’m feeling down And I do appreciate you being round. Help me, get my thread back in the rounds, Won't you please, Please help me, Help me, Help me, oh.
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MWWAAAHHHHH-HHAAAHHHH-HAAAHHHH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA
I am going to check out some of the more serious sections of this forum. Apparently there is a whole section devoted to FMLA. Did you know that??
I'll give you your Twinkies back if you'll still be my friend...
I've really enjoyed wasting valuable Co. time on this quality HR learning experience.....
thinking of something?
Did you set off the sprinkler systems when it happened?
People really ought to STOP posting here.
[email]fevans@alliancecu.com[/email]
It better be EXTRA SUPER RACY!!!
I took all the "funny" out of it, and now he can't get "Don't it Make My Brown Eyes Blue?" out of his head.
MMWWWAAAHHHHHH HAH HA HA HA HA HA HA
"This thread is dead!"
"No... it's only sleeping!"
Help! Not just anybody,
Help! You know I need someone, help.
When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never needed anybody's help in any way.
But now these days are gone, I’m not so self-assured,
Now I find I’ve changed my mind I’ve opened up the doors.
Help me if you can, I’m feeling down
And I do appreciate you being around.
Help me get my thread back in the rounds,
Won't you please, please help me?
And now my life has changed in oh so many ways,
My independence seems to vanish in the haze.
But ev'ry now and then I feel so insecure,
I know that I just need you like I’ve never done before.
Help me if you can, I’m feeling down
And I do appreciate you being around.
Help me get my thread back in the rounds,
Won't you please, please help me?
When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never needed anybody's help in any way.
But now these days are gone, I’m not so self-assured,
Now I find I’ve changed my mind I’ve opened up the doors.
Help me if you can, I’m feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round.
Help me, get my thread back in the rounds,
Won't you please,
Please help me,
Help me,
Help me, oh.
Lets stay focused people.
Rally everyone!