Lame joke Tuesday

Sorry I'be been AWOL lately. We purchased some new properties which meant 45 new employees for me!! Doesn't help they are at least an hour away, although one is near the beach. I think I need to visit them on Friday...

Here goes:

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly and telling the men how to give the necessary assurances to their partners at this stage of the pregnancy.
"Ladies," she said, "remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier!"
She looked at the men in the room. "And gentlemen, remember: you're in this together. So it wouldn't hurt you to go walking with your partner."
The room suddenly got very quiet as the men absorbed this information.
Then, a man raised his hand, and said, "I was wondering. Would it be all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"


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