Gone Fishing

dchr9203

Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following
conversation took place:

First guy:
"You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this
weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."

Second guy:
"That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool. "

Third guy:
"Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."

They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word.
So they asked him.

"You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"

Fourth guy:
"I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex" and she said, "Wear sun-block

ray a

I have so many projects around the house my wife nags me about that if I were a fisherman, I'd never get to go.

HRinNH

The 4th wife has it right! I get more done when he's NOT home.