Friday Bad Joke

LarryC

What do John the Baptist and Kermit the Frog have in common?


Same middle name.

HRCalico

Wow - that was bad. But just 'cause it's Friday, who else can we add? Ivan the Terrible is all that comes to mind. Anybody?

LarryC

How about Lenetta the Blessed?

HRCalico

Hahaha - I certainly feel that way! I was shooting for a new no-die thread, since none of us have enough to do as it is . . .

HRinNH

Atilla the Hun
Alexander the Great
Ray the Mover (moving business in Manchester, NH)

HRCalico

Yes!!! That's the spirit, Cheryl! :>) Anybody else?

LarryC

Vlad the Impaler. He'll be continuing his campaign for governor of Minnesota once he gets out of jail in Indiana.

ray a

For the record, I have never been to Manchester, NH.

HRinNH

Oops, now that I re-read what I wrote, it could be taken wrong. "Ray the Mover" is a moving business based in Manchester. Sorry.

HRCalico

We all knew what you meant (Ray included!) - I got quite a kick out of both posts. (Ray, I know deep down you WANT to moonlight as a mover in NH. I understand. It would be cool.)

Around here, I think we have Two Men and a Truck. It's always nice when you don't have to guess as to what a business actually does . . .

HRinNH

I've seen another moving truck around town that has "Starving Artists Movers" on the side. I think it's a subtle hint that the customer should feed them when they arrive. I don't know.

LarryC

Actually, Cheryl, I think it means that they move starving artists when they get too weak to move themselves. Hey, somebody has to do it.

HRinNH

Good point. But I don't think there are that many starving artists in Central NH. I thought they congregated in NYC, DC or LA.

ray a

Actually, this vacation thing is going so well, I'm thinking more retirement.

HRinGA

so I take Friday off and this is what happens??!
Larry, you're banned from Friday joke day.

LarryC

Diane, I waited as long as I could. I had no idea you weren't around. You can have your seat back now.