The Purina Diet Plan
LarryC
1,267 Posts
Here's a diet plan that is making the rounds:
I have a Golden Retriever & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Martand was in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no,I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't
because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat
one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been
sitting in the street licking my ****s and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.
I have a Golden Retriever & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Martand was in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no,I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't
because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat
one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been
sitting in the street licking my ****s and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.
Comments
You should have told her "Here's your sign" as you were leaving. x:D
Wait, are you trying to tell me something?
Let's see LarryC.... :-?
Are we to infer from your statement that you, also a Walmart shopper, might not be attractive? x:D
By the way, my wife is really getting a laugh out of being referred to as the "trophy wife".
Good one, mwild. You got me there. Hopefully next week I'll post a picture and y'all can judge for yourselves. Ray is coming to town this weekend so I hope to get some pictures.