Monday joke

NaeNae55

I think we need laughs more on Monday than Friday, especially when everyone is up in arms and debating the Exxon issue. So here is one I hope will tickle you:

Camping with a white man

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the
desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and
says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a
beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"

"You dumber then Buffalo Pies . Someone stole the tent. "


Nae

ray a

Oh man... Nae, you woke me up. It has been such a quiet morning.

LarryC

And when they woke up the next morning they found themselves surrounded by Indians. The Lone Ranger says, "Well, Tonto, it looks like we're surrounded."

Tonto responds, "What do you mean 'we', white man?"

HRinGA

Here's a stress management technique recommended by all the best psychologists.

Picture yourself near a stream
Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air
No one knows your secret place
You are in total seclusion from the hectic place called the world
The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity
The water is crystal clear
So clear, you can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater.
See, you are smiling already!