My weekly corny joke...
HRinGA
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As I stated in my last post, I think I'll start a tradition of posting corny jokes on Friday afternoon. In staying true to my word, here goes:
The teacher asked one of her young pupils if he knew his numbers. "Yes," he said. "I do. My father taught me."
"Good. What comes after three?"
"Four" answers the boy.
"What comes after six?"
"Seven."
"Very good," says the teacher. "Your dad did a good job. What comes after 10?"
"A jack," says the little boy.
hee hee
The teacher asked one of her young pupils if he knew his numbers. "Yes," he said. "I do. My father taught me."
"Good. What comes after three?"
"Four" answers the boy.
"What comes after six?"
"Seven."
"Very good," says the teacher. "Your dad did a good job. What comes after 10?"
"A jack," says the little boy.
hee hee
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Another one said, "How do you know?"
The first inmate said, "God told me!"
Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"
No one raised their hand for about a minute. Finally a small hand slowly raised.
"Yes Bobby?" asked the teacher, "Do you know the answer?"
"Well," said Bobby,"It sounds like a squirrel but the answer is probably Jesus."
The next Sunday, the mom asked the boy what he learned in Sunday School. He said they learned a new song, "Gee Whiz loves me, yes I know...."
James Sokolowski
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A Southern Baptist minister was completing a passionate sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river!"
Sermin complete, he sat down. The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn No. 365, Shall we Gather at the River."
A new minister walked up to the pulpit to give his first sermon. Trembling, he managed to choke out the first words, "Behold, I come." He then promptly forgot the next part.
Stalling, he cleared his throat and said in a louder voice, "Behold, I come." Again, he couldn't think of what came next.
He turned his back to the congregation so he could think clearly. Finally, it came to him. Turning back to the pulpit he shouted, "BEHOLD! I COME!" At that point he knocked over the lectern. Trying desperately to grab it, he managed to trip and fall right into the lap of a small elderly lady sitting in the first pew. He frantically tried to get up while apologizing profusely. "That's all right Pastor," she said. "You warned me three times you were coming."
Nae