Friday afternoon funny
HRinGA
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This was in our paper today. I hope I'm not violating some copyright law...
It seems a young family had invited their pastor and his wife for supper one night. They asked their young son to set the table. But when the group sat down to eat, they noticed there was no silverware beside the plate of the preacher's wife. "Sweetheart", his mother said, "why didn't you give her a fork and spoon?" "Because, Mom," the boy replied, "Dad said she always eats like a horse."
snort, snort, funny....
oh well, it's Friday. Hae a good weekend everyone.
It seems a young family had invited their pastor and his wife for supper one night. They asked their young son to set the table. But when the group sat down to eat, they noticed there was no silverware beside the plate of the preacher's wife. "Sweetheart", his mother said, "why didn't you give her a fork and spoon?" "Because, Mom," the boy replied, "Dad said she always eats like a horse."
snort, snort, funny....
oh well, it's Friday. Hae a good weekend everyone.
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A castaway finds himself on a deserted island for over twenty years. Finally a passing ship rescues him. As he boards the ship, the ragged castaway grabs the captain and points back to shore.
"Before you take me back to civilization I want to show you what I built while I was stranded here. You see that large two story structure? Thats my house. It has running water, a system to control airflow, and special pulleys that help me lift food up from the ground."
"Wow!" the captain exclaimed,"Its really amazing."
"The building next to it, with the steeple... that's my church where I worship regularly every Sunday." said the castaway.
"Its beautiful. You should be very proud." said the captain.
"OK," said the castaway,"I am ready. Take me back to civilization!"
"Just a minute," said the captain looking back to the shoreline,"Whats that THIRD building off to the right there?"
"Oh..." mumbled the castaway with a sneer, "That's the church I USED to go to.."
A distraught senior citizen phones her doctor's office. "Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?"
"Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, "I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition, because this prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS.'"
snort, snort. No, I'm not a snorter, it just seems appropriate to snort now.
Happy Friday!
A group of seniors at a retirement home enjoy sitting on the porch trading jokes. Since they have all heard most of the jokes multiple times, they have assigned each joke a number in order to save time.
"12!" shouts one grinning geezer from the back. The entire porch erupts in laughter. "That's a good one!" shouts another senior.
"17!" says another retiree. More laughter.
From the back, an old timer yells out "32!"
Silence.
"Dang it, I told it wrong!"
New prisoner is locked in. When it gets dark and quiet, he hears other prisoners shouting out numbers. One guy shouts out 71. Everyone cracks up. Another guy shouts our 24. Again, everyone cracks up.
The new guy asks his cell-mate what is going on. The cell-mate explains that they are lifers and have been there so long that they numbered the jokes.
The new guy shouts out 21. Nothing happens. Then he shouts 32. Again nothing happens. He turns to his cell-mate to ask for an explanation. The cell-mate tells him, "Well, you know how it is. Some people can tell a joke and some can't."
Nae (re-teller of jokes)