Feed the Alligator
Geno
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This old fellow had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice -- picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
One evening he decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look things over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned and said, "Oh don't worry ladies, --I didn't come down here to watch you swim naked or make you get out of the pond."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm just here to feed the alligator."
One evening he decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look things over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned and said, "Oh don't worry ladies, --I didn't come down here to watch you swim naked or make you get out of the pond."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm just here to feed the alligator."
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