Calling for the bull
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Here's one my kid told me:
A female farmer needed to buy a bull, so she went to a nearby farmer to see if he had one to sell. After agreeing on a price for a bull, she asked to borrow the man's cell phone so she could get her husband to bring over the truck to transport the animal.
The man started fussing that she'd talk half the day and wear out his battery. She got tired of him and said, "I'll bet you five bucks that I'll only say one word into your phone." He took her up on the bet, saying, "There's not one word that will tell your husband to bring his truck over to carry your bull over to your farm."
She said, "I only need one word if I say it slow enough." So she dialed the phone and said "Comfortable."
x;-)
James Sokolowski
HRhero.com
A female farmer needed to buy a bull, so she went to a nearby farmer to see if he had one to sell. After agreeing on a price for a bull, she asked to borrow the man's cell phone so she could get her husband to bring over the truck to transport the animal.
The man started fussing that she'd talk half the day and wear out his battery. She got tired of him and said, "I'll bet you five bucks that I'll only say one word into your phone." He took her up on the bet, saying, "There's not one word that will tell your husband to bring his truck over to carry your bull over to your farm."
She said, "I only need one word if I say it slow enough." So she dialed the phone and said "Comfortable."
x;-)
James Sokolowski
HRhero.com
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"Hey daddy, why don't we run down there and "mate" (edited for MLS censors) with one of those cows?".
"Patience my son" said the wiser father bull. "Let's walk down there and mate with 'em all".