Dracula, Our Next Governor.

LarryC

Here in the Land of 10,000 Hybrid Fruits (see the culinary section), we now have Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey running for governor. In the past we've been swept off our feet by the likes of Governor Goofy and, most recently, Governor The Body so don't be surprised if The Impaler gets in.

Jonathon is a vampire, or so he claims. His wife is a witch who drives school bus for a local school district, or used to. She was fired over this whole thing.

Jonathon says he will impale all terrorists, rapists, murderers, and child molesters. He is running a rather unique campaign and I'm not really sure whether he will be campaigning during the day or not.

He meets my criteria for what I look for in an elected official: 1. Someone who will defend me. 2. Someone who will entertain me. I just might vote for him. I do believe this will be a campaign I can sink my teeth into.

ray a

Speaking of impaling, Pataki in NY impaled himself. He tried to setup Jeannine Pirro to oust Hillary from her Senate seat. Pirro was a major dud and had to drop out. Pataki will not run for governor again hoping instead for something bigger and better, like ... oh... maybe being the next president. Some say he blew it with the Pirro deal.

HRinNH

I did a brief web search and came to his distrubing website. It's anything but entertaining. He states that he hates God the Father; he is his enemy. He loves Satan.

This is scary stuff.

Cheryl C.