Top Ten Office Activities During Boss Vacation
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Top Ten Office Activities During Boss Vacation
1. "Best imitation of the boss wins everything in the supply room" contest.
2. Lock-jimmying contest, immediately followed by a charity raffle of executive office furniture.
3. The battle begins for the coveted "Solitaire, Minesweeper, Tetris" Triple Crown.
4. Use boss' computer to send suggestive emails to the local chapter of NOW.
5. Visit local nude beach for daily "staff" meeting.
6. Convince the boss' son be your intern.
7. Staple that dweeb from accounting to the wall.
8. Lending vs. Member Services: Let's Get Ready to Rummmmbllllle!
9. Wagering on intern lip lock endurance matches in the file room.
10. Take pictures of his favorite coffee cup in the toilet. Save for resignation day.
1. "Best imitation of the boss wins everything in the supply room" contest.
2. Lock-jimmying contest, immediately followed by a charity raffle of executive office furniture.
3. The battle begins for the coveted "Solitaire, Minesweeper, Tetris" Triple Crown.
4. Use boss' computer to send suggestive emails to the local chapter of NOW.
5. Visit local nude beach for daily "staff" meeting.
6. Convince the boss' son be your intern.
7. Staple that dweeb from accounting to the wall.
8. Lending vs. Member Services: Let's Get Ready to Rummmmbllllle!
9. Wagering on intern lip lock endurance matches in the file room.
10. Take pictures of his favorite coffee cup in the toilet. Save for resignation day.
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