Speaking of Dancing
POPEYE
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Referring to the post in another section about dancing days.
A young man came to pick up his date who was not ready so the girl's father was asking him where they would be going and what they would do. The young man said probably go out to eat and to a movie. The father then replied,"Why don't you and Bobby Sue go screwing?" Bobby Sue loves to screw. Why she would screw all night if we would let her."
You can only imagine what was going through the young man's mind. Bobby Sue came down the stairs and he couldn't get out to the car fast enough. About an hour later, Bobby Sue comes bursting in the door of the house with her hair in an absolute mess and her clothes about half off of her.
She hollers at her father, "Darn it Daddy, it's the twist not the screw"!!!!!
A young man came to pick up his date who was not ready so the girl's father was asking him where they would be going and what they would do. The young man said probably go out to eat and to a movie. The father then replied,"Why don't you and Bobby Sue go screwing?" Bobby Sue loves to screw. Why she would screw all night if we would let her."
You can only imagine what was going through the young man's mind. Bobby Sue came down the stairs and he couldn't get out to the car fast enough. About an hour later, Bobby Sue comes bursting in the door of the house with her hair in an absolute mess and her clothes about half off of her.
She hollers at her father, "Darn it Daddy, it's the twist not the screw"!!!!!
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Q: Why don't Baptists ever make love standing up?
A: They're afraid people will think they're dancing.
Disclaimer: This message isn't intended to offend Baptists, dancers, or anyone else for that matter. I used to be a Baptist; now I'm just a dancer.