Geriatric Terrorists

TN HR

I'm at the credit union today during lunch, using the drive-up ATM, and I see an older lady, a senior citizen for sure, complete with cataract wrap-around glasses get into her Lincoln Terminator. I purposely don't pull out of the ATM lane just yet as I am trying to avoid this lady like the plague.

Low and behold, she puts the Terminator in reverse, jams on the gas, proceeds to ride up over the sidewalk, runs over five or six bushes before coming to rest against the flagpole in front of the credit union.

Myself and several other patrons as well as credit union staff go check on her. Other than being visibly shaken she is fine. To add insult to injury, the first words out of her mouth are that they should install guard rails along the sidewalk!!!!

May we all have a blessed day and avoid these centurian daredevils!

LivindonSouth

Did you notice if she made a 'deposit'?




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POPEYE

I just heard that on Channel 5 news and Chris Clark reported that this lady had been in the Onion Room of some local food manufacturing company and it had made her disoriented and she was going to SUE!!!!!

TN HR

Holy crap! This is possible. We're into new crop onions right now and they are fierce! The charcoal evacuators are getting new activated charcoal every two days right now.

LivindonSouth

Yes, she was there to fill out an application but was told by personnel that they hire nobody over 45 and she must prove up front that she will pass the S.A.V.E. analysis.




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TN HR

Fear not. My staff promptly referred her to DA HOG HOUSE for the Feed Mill Manager opening.

POPEYE

SAVEd by a quick thinking staff member.

ScorpioHR

A Navigator???She did all that to a NAVIGATOR. Did they arrest her and throw away the keys?




scorpio

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LivindonSouth

I think it was a Terminator. Did they drug screen the old broad?




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