Joke o' the day
SMace
1,481 Posts
I think I have mastered the art of laughing hysterically and quietly at the same time.
** Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good
that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and
say," Happy Birthday !", and probably would have a present for me. **
** As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any
Happy Birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children
will remember. **
** The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when
I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As
walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning, Boss.
"Happy Birthday". **
** And I felt a little better that someone had remembered. I worked
until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's
such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to
lunch, just you and me." **
** I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all
day. "Let's go!" We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go;
instead we went out to a private little place. We had two martinis and
enjoyed lunch tremendously. **
** On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a
beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"I said,
"No, I guess not." **
** She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her
apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the
bedroom and slip into something more comfortable" **
** She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out **
** Carrying a huge birthday cake ----- followed by my wife,
children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.
And I just sat there ---- on the couch ---- naked. **
** Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good
that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and
say," Happy Birthday !", and probably would have a present for me. **
** As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any
Happy Birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children
will remember. **
** The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when
I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As
walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning, Boss.
"Happy Birthday". **
** And I felt a little better that someone had remembered. I worked
until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's
such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to
lunch, just you and me." **
** I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all
day. "Let's go!" We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go;
instead we went out to a private little place. We had two martinis and
enjoyed lunch tremendously. **
** On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a
beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"I said,
"No, I guess not." **
** She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her
apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the
bedroom and slip into something more comfortable" **
** She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out **
** Carrying a huge birthday cake ----- followed by my wife,
children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.
And I just sat there ---- on the couch ---- naked. **
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