I just received this in an e-mail, I thing he was either in HR or a motivational speaker in his younger days.

Subject: Old men can still think fast

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had
a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts,
and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed
up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he
hadn't been there for awhile, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon
bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with
glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping
in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the
deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
naked or make you get out of the pond naked."

Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."


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