Never say to a Cop

marc

>NEVER SAY TO A COP
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>1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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>2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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>3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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>4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good
>job!
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>5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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>6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
>police officer.
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>7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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>8. I pay your salary!
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>9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a
>warning, too!
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>10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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>11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
>cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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>12. When the Officer says "Gee Your eyes look red, have you been
>drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes
>look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

Hunter1

13) Bad Cop - No Donut

Do you believe someone would drive around with this bumper sticker on? Then probably wonder why he gets pulled over.

lhill

Never say to a border patrol officer when you've just been across the border to Mexico and bought a small ceramic vase: "The only thing I bought was a little pot!"

HRinNH

I guess it depends on how cute you are. My older daughter has been pulled over a number of times but gets away with it every time. She makes up some story about why she's in a hurry (like having 'woman' problems) and they believe her and let her go. I'd never get away with that because 1) I can't look at someone and lie with a straight face and 2) I'm not young and cute. So I play it safe and usually don't go more than 5 mph over the speed limit.

ritaanz

# 11 has always been my mantra. After all, I can go only as fast as the car in front of me. x0:)