Another Living Will
lhill
334 Posts
No disrespect intended, but my assistant just forwarded this to me, and I kind of like it. Besides, a little humor sometimes gets me through the day.
Please print and sign, so you to can have a "Living Will" and Testament:
I, _________________________ (fill in the blank), being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.
Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of peckerwood politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended
on it.
If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to sit up and ask for a margarita, it should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my spouse, children and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.
Under no circumstances shall the members of the Legislature enact a special law to keep me on life-support machinery. It is my wish that these
boneheads mind their own damn business, and pay attention instead to the health, education and future of the millions of Americans who aren't in a
permanent coma.
Under no circumstances shall any politicians butt into this case. I don't care how many fundamentalist votes they're trying to scrounge for
their run for the presidency in 2008, it is my wish that they play politics with someone else's life and leave me alone to die in peace.
I couldn't care less if a hundred religious zealots send e-mails to legislators in which they pretend to care about me. I don't know these
people, and I certainly haven't authorized them to preach and crusade on my behalf. They should mind their own business, also.
If any of my family goes against my wishes and turns my case into a political cause, I hereby promise to come back from the grave and make his
or her existence a living hell !
Signed, _____________________________, this date,
Please print and sign, so you to can have a "Living Will" and Testament:
I, _________________________ (fill in the blank), being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.
Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of peckerwood politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended
on it.
If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to sit up and ask for a margarita, it should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my spouse, children and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.
Under no circumstances shall the members of the Legislature enact a special law to keep me on life-support machinery. It is my wish that these
boneheads mind their own damn business, and pay attention instead to the health, education and future of the millions of Americans who aren't in a
permanent coma.
Under no circumstances shall any politicians butt into this case. I don't care how many fundamentalist votes they're trying to scrounge for
their run for the presidency in 2008, it is my wish that they play politics with someone else's life and leave me alone to die in peace.
I couldn't care less if a hundred religious zealots send e-mails to legislators in which they pretend to care about me. I don't know these
people, and I certainly haven't authorized them to preach and crusade on my behalf. They should mind their own business, also.
If any of my family goes against my wishes and turns my case into a political cause, I hereby promise to come back from the grave and make his
or her existence a living hell !
Signed, _____________________________, this date,
Comments
That's the best bench mark I can think of to let everyone know that I am in a better place. x:P
>zealots send e-mails to legislators in which
>they pretend to care about me. I don't know
>these
>people, and I certainly haven't authorized them
>to preach and crusade on my behalf. They should
>mind their own business, also.
>
Love it!