Tonto Goldstein

An old one, but first I'll have to clean it up so the pooper scooper won't come down on me.

A stunningly beautiful young woman takes her seat beside a man in the airplane. He speaks and asks her what she does for a living. She claims to be a lecturer, an expert on nymphomania, and she's headed out to the west coast to speak. She continues that her presentations are about her personal experiences. She says her research shows that the best lovers are Native American men, but that the most exciting are Jewish men and the most well endowed are actually Southern Rednecks. Oh, he muses, allow me to introduce myself. I'm Tonto Goldstein but my friends call me Bubba. x:D

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