To be six again.

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing
> his wife turning back
> and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since
> her birthday was not far
> off he asked what she'd like to have for her
> Birthday. I'd like to be six
> again, she replied, still looking in the mirror.
> On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made
> her a nice big bowl of
> Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme
> park. What a day! He put
> her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the
> Wall of Fear, the
> Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there
> was.
> Five hours later they staggered out of the theme
> park. Her head was reeling
> and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her
> to a McDonald's where he
> ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a
> chocolate shake. Then it was
> off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her
> favorite candy, M&M's.
> What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home
> with her husband and
> collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his
> wife with a big smile and
> lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being
> six again?"
> Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly
> changed. "I meant my
> dress size, you dumb ass!"
> The moral of the story: Even when a man is
> listening, he is gonna get it
> wrong.


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