The difference between you and me?

When you take a long time to do something, you're slow - when I do it, I'm thorough.
When you skip a task, you're lazy - when I do it, I'm too busy.
When you take on a task without being told, you're overstepping your bounds - when I do it, I'm exercising initiative.
When you express strong opinions, you're a hard-headed, narrow-minded bonehead - when I do it, I'm firm in my convictions.
When you overlook a few rules, you're irresponsible - when I do it, I'm marching to a different drummer.
When you skip a task, you're lazy - when I do it, I'm too busy.
When you take on a task without being told, you're overstepping your bounds - when I do it, I'm exercising initiative.
When you express strong opinions, you're a hard-headed, narrow-minded bonehead - when I do it, I'm firm in my convictions.
When you overlook a few rules, you're irresponsible - when I do it, I'm marching to a different drummer.
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I could tell you, NG, but then I'd have to reboot you. x;-)