Soft as a baby's....

Beautiful wife accidently splashes herself with hot grease while cooking dinner, leaving two ugly and very prominent scars on the cheeks of her otherwise creamy face. She goes to plastic surgeon who advises he could fix the scars, but she is so thin, there is no way to graft. Somewhat overweight husband asks if he could donate. "Sure," says Dr, "and the best skin for this purpose is undamaged by sun and weather - from your butt cheeks." "No problem" says doting husband, "I've got butt skin to spare."
Three months later, her wounds beautifully healed, and more beautiful than ever, thankful wife acknowledges her gratefulness to husband for his sacrifice. "No problem" says he, "I've been repaid many fold." "How so" inquires beautiful wife? He says, "I love it every time your mom comes over and kisses you on the cheek."

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