The Parrot
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The Parrot
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and disgusting vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried in vain to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and everything he could think of to change the bird’s surly ways.
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got even ruder. In desperation, John threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a sound for over a minute.
Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior." John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and disgusting vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried in vain to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and everything he could think of to change the bird’s surly ways.
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got even ruder. In desperation, John threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a sound for over a minute.
Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior." John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
Comments
A straight laced lady had a parrot with a bad mouth. One day the parrot said to the Lady - "Nice Ass, Honey" Woman was incensed, and told the parrot, any further filthy talk will have him wind up in the freezer.
Week later, the lady was getting undressed and the Parrot said to her "Nice Boobs, Honey"
Parrot was thrown into the freezer, and while shivering, saw a skinless Perdue Chicken. Parrot asked - "What did you say to her" ?
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