Misc Laws of Life
mikicini
17 Posts
For a break from politics, here are some random laws of life:
Murphy's First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five
items at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will
forget two of the first five.
Kauffman's Paradox of the Corporation: The less important you are to the
corporation, the more your tardiness or absence is noticed.
The Salary Axiom: The pay raise is just large enough to increase your
taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.
Miller's Law of Insurance: Insurance covers everything except what
happens....
First Law of Living: As soon as you start doing what you always wanted
to be doing, you'll want to be doing something else.
Weiner's Law of Libraries: There are no answers, only cross-references.
Isaac's Strange Rule of Staleness: Any food that starts out hard will
soften when stale. Any food that starts out soft will harden when
stale.
The Grocery Bag Law: The candy bar you planned to eat on the way home
from the market is hidden at the bottom of the grocery bag.
Lampner's Law of Employment: When leaving work late, you will go
unnoticed. When you leave work early, you will meet the boss in the
parking lot.
The Insidious Law of Internet Searches : No matter what subject or topic
you enter, you will be misrouted to 13 other nebulous, unrelated topics...!
Murphy's First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five
items at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will
forget two of the first five.
Kauffman's Paradox of the Corporation: The less important you are to the
corporation, the more your tardiness or absence is noticed.
The Salary Axiom: The pay raise is just large enough to increase your
taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.
Miller's Law of Insurance: Insurance covers everything except what
happens....
First Law of Living: As soon as you start doing what you always wanted
to be doing, you'll want to be doing something else.
Weiner's Law of Libraries: There are no answers, only cross-references.
Isaac's Strange Rule of Staleness: Any food that starts out hard will
soften when stale. Any food that starts out soft will harden when
stale.
The Grocery Bag Law: The candy bar you planned to eat on the way home
from the market is hidden at the bottom of the grocery bag.
Lampner's Law of Employment: When leaving work late, you will go
unnoticed. When you leave work early, you will meet the boss in the
parking lot.
The Insidious Law of Internet Searches : No matter what subject or topic
you enter, you will be misrouted to 13 other nebulous, unrelated topics...!
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