Things that make you go "hmmmmmmmmm...."
HRQ
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If a robber tried to rob a dance club and yelled, "Everybody get down", would all the people start dancing?
Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?
Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
Why do people call it an ATM machine, don't they know they're really saying Automated Teller Machine Machine?
If the weather man says "it's a 50% chance of rain" does that mean he has no idea if its going to rain or not?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
How come, in the Mini Wheat's commercials, Sweets has a Brooklyn accent and Wheat's has an English accent? They're attached at the back, wouldn't they have been raised in the same place?
Don't you find it weird we teach our kids: scrub a dub dub, three men in a tub?
If your friend named Will and you are in the Army together do you get nervous when people say "fire at will"?
When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'. Coincidence? I think not!
What do you say when someone says you're in denial, but you're not?
Why do British people never sound British when they sing?
Why do they call it "head over heels in love" If our head is always over your heels?
Is extraordinary just more ordinary than usual?
Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
Why do they put "for indoor or outdoor use only" on Christmas lights?
If Dracula has no reflection, why was the part in his hair always so straight?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
If Milli Vanilli fell in the woods, would someone else make a sound ?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
If a Man is talking in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
If the Energizer Bunny attacks someone, is it charged with battery?
Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?
Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
Why do people call it an ATM machine, don't they know they're really saying Automated Teller Machine Machine?
If the weather man says "it's a 50% chance of rain" does that mean he has no idea if its going to rain or not?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
How come, in the Mini Wheat's commercials, Sweets has a Brooklyn accent and Wheat's has an English accent? They're attached at the back, wouldn't they have been raised in the same place?
Don't you find it weird we teach our kids: scrub a dub dub, three men in a tub?
If your friend named Will and you are in the Army together do you get nervous when people say "fire at will"?
When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'. Coincidence? I think not!
What do you say when someone says you're in denial, but you're not?
Why do British people never sound British when they sing?
Why do they call it "head over heels in love" If our head is always over your heels?
Is extraordinary just more ordinary than usual?
Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
Why do they put "for indoor or outdoor use only" on Christmas lights?
If Dracula has no reflection, why was the part in his hair always so straight?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
If Milli Vanilli fell in the woods, would someone else make a sound ?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
If a Man is talking in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
If the Energizer Bunny attacks someone, is it charged with battery?
Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
Comments
I knew a guy in the service whose rank/name was Major Sargent. No kidding!
#-o
scorpio
That had me falling off my chair laughing...
Now you have made it even worse. Not only is he wrong, he's also hallucinating.
Beag, I had a medic in the Army whose name was Major Dudley, he was a Sergeant (E5). So, the other NCO's often ribbed him and called him Sergeant Major Dudley........I'm sure you get it
Gene
Well duh! 8-|
>If a Man is talking in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?>
Well double duh! x:D