It's Friday!

ScorpioHR

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deson't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

Well, it is FRIDAY and this is certainly different, no? Rita-
This came from "my planet", now that I have shared it, my work is done and I can return!!LOL
scorpioxhugs

ray a

Reading this reminds me a little of trying to read Beowulf in the original English, only this is easier. If my memory of language history serves me correctly, it wasn't until the early 19th century that English spelling became uniform.

So Scorp, just what planet are you from?

ScorpioHR

"So Scorp, just what planet are you from?"

I am from ORK and I hang with MORK....We eat's lots of PORK and we sleep on a CORK!
Oh my, it is way to early on friday morning to think, let alone be funny!
scorpio

Don D

...And when God screwed on your head, he used too much torque. ho ho, could not resist. Carry on.

System

But even so, you're not a Dork. (you know this is gonna' get cornier, don't you).

ScorpioHR

i can hardly wait!

dm

Whatever

[font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 09-17-04 AT 10:33AM (CST)[/font][br][br]Though you eat mashed potatoes without a fork.

ray a

And it was discovered she is a distant relative of Robert Bork.

Don D

And she would pass out cold with a visit from the STORK!

ScorpioHR

Stork, bork and fork - I want to thank my fellow forumites for not using or calling me a "dork" yet. Am I a forumite yet anyway? Do I have to learn a secret handshake?

ray a

Uh... Scorp - Sam used the word "dork" in her post. But she said you aren't one.

You are a forumite. In the past, membership involved paying dues - payable to myself or Don.

Don D

What do you mean "in the past"? It was without authority if you stopped the practice. I need to audit your ledger.

ray a

Regardless of what those memos from 30 years ago say, I have never deserted my post as treasurer of the forum initiation fees and dues. And I have never received less than glowing reviews for "under the table" collection practices. Those memos are fake. Which ledger do you wish to see, I keep two sets.

Whatever

Now I know whose fault it is. If you two men hadn't charged dues then H. Lee Smith Publishers might not have come up with the idea of limiting this website to dues paying customers. xx( Obviously, this is a right wing conspiracy. x:o

System

But she had a nice time on her visit to New York.

LarryC

But was worn out from all the work....wait a minute.......

ray a

...Ny, fast spalte! Denne gongen er sitatet henta frå ORK .... and went [B][I]SPLORK!

safety

[font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 09-17-04 AT 05:01PM (CST)[/font][br][br]Before she sends the red bottle to Don will she remove the cork?

Don D

She's done sent it, two in fact.
Two reds, two blues, all well packed.
I stood on a ladder, creaky and tall,
And hung the new bottles, I had a ball.
I have 16 pegs, with no bottle on any,
I wait for you each to send one or many.
Odd shapes and colors are the order of the day.
I would send you ten bucks, but it ain't no way.

ScorpioHR

[font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 09-18-04 AT 05:30AM (CST)[/font][br][br]Too funny, tooo funny! I think Don deserves some more bottles for this witty ditty-I did my part, who's next????
And yes, the corks were removed, she needed them for sleeping, remember???LOL
scorpio