Banana Ummmm Bread!

ScorpioHR

[font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 09-14-04 AT 04:52PM (CST)[/font][br][br]Oh, so sorry-Meant to post this in HR Recipes....or did I???



1/2 cup shortening
3/4 cup sugar
2 bananas, mashed
2 cups flour
1 teaspoon soda
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup chopped nuts
2 eggs
1/4 cup dry-roasted army worms

Directions:
Mix together all ingredients. Bake in greased loaf pan at 350 degrees for about 1 hour.

Enjoy!:DD
Scorpio

Parabeagle

Ok, well, somebody's gotta ask, it may as well be me....

What the heck are dry roasted army worms?x:-/

ScorpioHR

Beagle-They can be found in asile 6 or...is it 7 at Publix, right next to all products containing "manually separated disgusting animal parts:~~
scorpio

ray a

Scorpio, you have to realize Beagle was an Air Force guy. He's probably not familiar with [i][b]army worms.

sonny

or Publix

Parabeagle

Publix sounds like a gathering spot for citizens of the Roman Empire - we don't have those up here.

And Ray's right - we Air Force types wouldn't know anything about army worms... x;-)

I was trying to think of some other snappy retort but it's only 7:30 in the morning and I haven't had my coffee yet.

ray a

Maybe we should have Scorpio bake some of this wonderful sounding bread and mail each of us a loaf. Can't be any worse than fruitcake at Christmas.

Hey Scorp, you send me some banana bread and I'll send you some calzones.

ScorpioHR

Ray A, I am holding out on my answer until I find out if I get calzones WITHOUT having to make this bread :-) You understand don't ya!!!;;)

ray a

No way. And I'm not bargaining. I just want to see if Scorpio has the courage to bake bread using worms as an ingredient or if she is too "girly" and goes ick.

ScorpioHR

"I just want to see if Scorpio has the courage to bake bread using worms as an ingredient or if she is too "girly" and goes ick. "

Girly???girly???girly?? Hey now Ray A. I have changed diapers that would make a HEART SURGEON gag and go ICK! A few worms (dried) would not cause me to faint..I'll have you know I go fishing and bait my own hook, so there-No bananna uuummmm bread for you Mister!x:P

Don D

Raymond: I didn't have to work out no deal to get four bottles. Why are you bargaining? I have a feeling your wife will make any nut bread you might need.

PS: I've never heard of fried army worms or Pubix either.

Whatever

I'm afraid to ask but in the spelling of the Supermarket chain Publix, did you intentionally make a spelling or was it a typo?

ScorpioHR

Whatever, No, no typo or intentional misspelling. That is how it is spelt "Publix" with an x...Guess it was some kind of marketing ploy :-)

Parabeagle

I think Whatever might have been referring to Don's, uh, shall we say "creative" spelling of the name minus the "L"

rad

I didn't even notice that!

ScorpioHR

Why Beagle, I think u are right and I need to pay better attention-I have been trying to jump in and out of here between meetings. I think maybe I shall need to retain a lawyer and have him/her sit next to me while I read and respond to forum posts-You forumites are a tough crewO=*

ray a

Scorpio,

You sent Don FOUR bottles???? And what did you get in return? I would think a good trade would have been for him to give you one of his pink flamingoes.

Don D

Ray, tell me honestly; how many days in school did you actually go without a paddling or standing at the board with your nose in a circle?

ScorpioHR

"standing at the board with your nose in a circle?

Ray-Is this the same as the "time out corner" ya think?

HRinNH

He couldn't do that because he has them named just like his bottles. Besides, Don, why only red bottles when you have a multicolored bottle tree?

Don D

I need some reds for balance. I have plenty of bronze, yellow, gold, green, clear, turquoise, ice and blue. The reds are toughest to find. And, yes, the flamingos are named. They also come out at night and rotate the bottles to confuse the neighbor.

System

You guys are hijacking!

I may have to re-think this Adkins thing. Slim Jims - yes. Banana bread - no. Mighty tempting.

ray a

I think I'll take Don's advice and have my wife make some of this yummy-sounding bread. I'll be going on a business trip end of next week, maybe she can have it ready when I get back that weekend. Anybody want to try some? Sam, how about you?

System

Take 95 South, exit in Elkton, and bring it by my office. I'll spring for the coffee.

ray a

As a matter of fact, I am taking I95 south and going right by Elkton exit. I'll wave to you.

HRinNH

[font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 09-16-04 AT 08:01AM (CST)[/font][br][br]He reneged on the sharing, Sam. Come on North (95 to 93) and I'll have some hot and ready when you arrive ;;)

Leslie

[font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 09-15-04 AT 05:08PM (CST)[/font][br][br]Okay, dry-roasted army worms are JUST THAT. I never could find where you would buy such an animal, er, bug, so I'll make mine without, thank you very much.

PS - this recipe is posted all over the internet and it isn't called Banana Ummmm Bread - It's called Banana Worm Bread. Ugh.

Don D

I think the three of you yankees should meet and roast some weenies, specifically one named Ray.

ray a

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x:-)

Don D

Weenie, Weanie, it's 9:30 pm and I'm more concerned with Ivan. You can sweat the small stuff, Ray.

HRinNH

Excuse me, Don, that's Yankees to you. Besides, no more weanies for me since the thread on mechanically separated meat. eeeuuuwwww...

Keep safe and dry! We're praying for y'all.