How To Call The Police
Parabeagle
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A gentlemen in Meridian Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see
from the bedroom window. The man opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police and told them that there were burglars in his shed.
The officer asked, "Is someone in your house?" and he said no.
The officer replied that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his doors and an officer would be along when available.
The homeowner said "Okay," hung up, counted to 30 and phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up.
Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit and an ambulance showed up at the residence.
Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the policemen said to the homeowner, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
The man replied, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
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Not to mention that if the story is true - I'm sure the police still had the last word.
I know, I'm sorry. Think of it as a public service announcement from me. x:D