The Ugly Bus

System

How about a late-day-Friday, moral-of-the-story?

(Thanks to a friend who always puts things in proper perspective):


A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise. They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps his fingers and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of his fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off. Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be.

The guy eventually calms down and says:

"Make 'em all ugly again."

SO........ THE NEXT TIME YOU'RE 'LAST IN LINE'........BE HAPPY

ray a

Now I know why I'm ugly. With my last name starting with A, I'm never last in line.

Beave

Hey Ray. My last name starts with a "C". Guess I now know why I can't get a date living here ... too funny. Thanks for the Friday laughs.

National Guard

Being last on the duty roster is also advantageous! I rarely ever had to do my "time" on rosters when I was single and Wilson. For some reason the alphabet mysteriously gets shorter.

HRinNH

Even with a W as a last initial (maiden), I would have still been out of luck had I not skipped over the dating scene entirely and married at 18.